Tuesday, July 12, 2005

How Britain will Retaliate for the Terrorist Bombings

(a Precision Guided Humor assignment)

Today, upon hearing that all of the terrorists died in the explosions, the British Parliament unanimously (minus 1 abstention) voted to send MP George Galloway to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, where he will serve out the sentences that would have been imposed on the dastardly 4.

He was immediately transported and processed for admission, where WorldWideWhining News captured this exclusive photo.

WWW News also spoke with International A.N.S.W.E.R. spokesperson Melanie Pudsucker who said "Mr. Soros is not at all happy with this turn of events. We have received 3.2 million pounds since the news broke, mostly from concerned Middle Eastern clerics, but this will not be enough to begin the campaign to extricate Mr. Galloway from this gulag." Asked how they were planning to proceed, Ms. Pudsucker replied "We had assembled a crack team from ELF," the Earth Liberation Front, "but we could not get them to refrain from lighting the transport vehicles on fire."

Amnesty International could not be reached for comment.